Another week, and the most exciting thing I did was get caught trying to leave Winco without paying for my groceries. It’s a bit embarrassing to admit that this was not the first time. At least I didn’t actually leave the store this time. A couple of years ago, I bagged up my groceries and headed right out the door to my car. I was wheeling an impressive haul (ninety-five dollars worth) of delicious canned and baked goods through the parking lot before this really, really large checker dude named Ray came running after me. The poor guy. He was in no shape to be exerting himself that way…I almost caused him a heart attack. Anyhow, my groceries are paid for, Ray is not in the hospital and I am not in jail. I guess I have an honest face.